Funny love quotes

Yes, I'm single, but that isn't a green light for you either.

by Diana Romero
at 2009-11-02

rating: 4.3
votes: 6


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He was the type of guy who would make girls fall without the intention of catching them,until he met her:

The type of girl who knew how to play the same games...better. <3

by StupidGirl ( F )
at 2009-11-02

rating: 5.0
votes: 10


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Yes i do have a sense of humour ,and have the certificate to prove it.......
Amarriage certificate!!!!! .

by lisa ( F P C )
at 2009-10-30

rating: 3.0
votes: 4


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Respect all those people that hate me,because my middle finger rises up to salute them

by lisa ( F P C )
at 2009-10-29

rating: 4.5
votes: 13


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"If Juliet can sneak out to see Romeo then it should be easy for you cuz you have a car, they had horses and stuff" <-- cutest text EVER lol

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2009-10-28

rating: 4.9
votes: 19


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Ain't no shame now,
Wherever you lay your head, you stay now.

by BitterSweet ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-27

rating: 3.5
votes: 2


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Shawdie with the face & the mean lil' waist , lemme hollaaa fo a dolllaaaa ^_^ -

by LOrii Baybee ( F P C )
at 2009-10-27

rating: 2.3
votes: 3


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"Then, the fairy godmother, who was drunk, told the princess: 'Honey, happy endings are basically sad endings that haven't finished yet.'"

by Lain Coubert
at 2009-10-26

rating: 4.0
votes: 2


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HIM: You dropped something today.
HER: Oh, really? What?
HIM: My jaw.

HA! :P

by RiCEBUNNY ( F C D )
at 2009-10-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 6


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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that "i think i'm late" text :-D

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2009-10-21

rating: 4.6
votes: 25


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