Funny love quotes

Yeah... i still think about him.. but it aint how much i miss him... its more like "iWantToPunchHimInTheFaceAndMakeHimRealizeHesAJerk" thoughts :P
-Mine

by XxAshleyxX ( F P C D )
at 2008-10-01

rating: 4.5
votes: 25

Im not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

xD

by Megan Mizery
at 2009-06-09

rating: 4.5
votes: 25

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.

--William Arthur Ward

by Silver ( F )
at 2008-09-22

rating: 4.5
votes: 24

How funny that you think i would be your plan B

by schizophrenic ( F P C )
at 2010-01-03

rating: 4.5
votes: 24

Hug me if you want to kiss me. kiss me if you want a black eye!

by ~ღ~ jeSSica ~ღ~ ( F P C D )
at 2010-01-09

rating: 4.5
votes: 24

Men are pigs...but i love bacon!!!

hehe

rating: 4.5
votes: 23

This is my boyfriend...he just hasn't asked me out yet.

by x.Essence_of_Amore.x ( F P C D )
at 2006-11-16

rating: 4.5
votes: 23

I'm not so sure if I like what you're doin', but I'm pretty sure I like how I'm feelin'.

by Holly ( P )
at 2010-06-17

rating: 4.5
votes: 23

Bombing for peace is like f**king for virginity!!!

plz read and comment on my poems xxx

by Gemma ( F C D )
at 2005-04-07

rating: 4.5
votes: 22

Love is like a toilet roll,
its not until its all gone when u need it most,
that u realise it was all wasted on shit!

by tina
at 2005-08-11

rating: 4.5
votes: 22


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