Funny love quotes

I'm a Brat, not a doll. If I were a doll you would dress me up. But honey, there's no clothes going on when you're around.

by Kimi
at 2009-02-05

rating: 4.5
votes: 18

ILovee You More Than A Horny Boy Lovez Sex. lMFAO.

by BayBhieeCakezx3 ( F )
at 2011-03-31

rating: 4.5
votes: 18

Men are living proof that women can take a joke!

by Haley ( C )
at 2005-06-04

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

"Sorry i'm a lover not a fighter, Condoms are cheaper then swords!"

XD Gah this makes me laugh!

by Cara McTired
at 2005-06-12

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

They say that behind every GOOD guy there is a GOOD girl. Well, have you ever heard that behind every GOOD girl there's a GUY StArRiNg at her aSs???

by Samantha
at 2006-03-15

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

Every one has a 'prince charming', mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost,
and is too stubborn to ask for directions

by Joselyn
at 2006-06-29

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

Baby cOunt byy (2] _&&_ when *yOuu*- hiit (5] thats`z wen ii'll stOpp lOviiNq yOuu. :] ||

by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-03-17

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

When life gives you lemons, throw them at all the guys who have ever hurt you and hope you get lemon juice in their eye.

by chicken
at 2007-03-12

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

Its funny how we can adore the one who ignores us and ignore the one who adores us.

by Hurting But Okay
at 2007-11-02

rating: 4.5
votes: 17

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.
<3

by sMiLe LiKe YoU MeAn It
at 2008-02-08

rating: 4.5
votes: 17


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