Funny love quotes

He promised
he swore down
he proved it
i love u! he told me everyday
then off he went with my best friend

by gemima19
at 2006-11-23

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

God gave you: two arms, two hands, two ears, two eyes, two legs, two knees, two feet..
BUT He gave you two hearts, you just need to go out and find the other one....

by JuSt KiSs Me
at 2007-05-17

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

Love sucks.
True love swallows.

by StrongBeliever
at 2008-08-09

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

Boys are like trees, they take 100 years to grow up!

by Brenda Osta
at 2008-06-26

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

Guys Are Like Boomerangs, You Throw Them Away And They Come Flying Back, But No One Said You Had To Catch It

by paxton
at 2008-07-23

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

If i aint pretty enough or don't have big enough boobs you can pay for the sergury...
cos what you seee is what you get,
i wont change don't forget!

by XxSHATTEREDxX ( F P C D )
at 2008-11-27

rating: 4.5
votes: 15

Fighting for peace is like f*ckin for virginity

by JacqueLyn ( F P C )
at 2004-01-15

rating: 4.5
votes: 14

If you let me, you won't regret me.

Shiiiiiiiiit, if you let me, you won't forget me.

;)

by kEaRa BoO ( F P )
at 2008-07-26

rating: 4.5
votes: 14

I don't have a type when it comes to men. Infact, my choices are completely random. Some say I don't know what I want. I say I like to keep things interesting.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2008-12-01

rating: 4.5
votes: 14

Stop tryin 2 find the right person BE the right person!!!

by Reneess ( D )
at 2003-12-21

rating: 4.5
votes: 13


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