Funny love quotes

You are the nerd to my candy box

~~~ I said this to my Fiance one day while I was eating nerds~~~~~~

by Fenix Flight ( F P D )
at 2014-06-02

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Love, love is like a lovely boat or a enraged goat, love is like a lerious mystery why will love always find then leave thee?

by Cherice
at 2008-05-28

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

by pleasesaveme ( F )
at 2014-02-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

For you to love me, you have to hate me a few times.

by Cameo Newton ( P )
at 2016-09-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

You called me to say goodnight and to tell me that you loved me. I asked you what you love the most about me. You replied, "Your beautiful brown eyes, of course." I bit my lip, cursed, and hung up the phone.
My eyes are f---ing blue, a--hole.

by Miranda
at 2009-05-27

rating: 4.9
votes: 134

I want a guy that I can go to with mascara running down my cheeks, and the first thing he says is, "who's azz am I kickin"

by eyesxshutxtite
at 2005-12-29

rating: 4.9
votes: 62

When a guys calls you hot,
He lookin at your body

When a guy calls you pretty,
He's lookin at your face

When a guy calls you beautiful,
He lookin at your heart!!!!

by Emily McCarter
at 2006-09-24

rating: 4.9
votes: 57

As I lay there in your arms,
I drew the letters...
I L O V E Y O U
on your back.
Thinking you weren't paying attention,
then you looked at me and said,
I L O V E Y O U T O O

by Sarah Louise
at 2007-11-13

rating: 4.9
votes: 53

Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

by Danielle ( F )
at 2008-07-31

rating: 4.9
votes: 52

You are charged in my court
for stealing my heart
trespassing in my dreams
& robbing me of my senses
you've been sentenced to a lifetime with me
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

by 4EvErMaKeBeLiEvE ( F C D )
at 2008-11-14

rating: 4.9
votes: 50


<< < 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 > >>