Funny love quotes

When I was 12 years old, I thought the only one I'd ever fall in love with was my black and brown teddy bear. I was right. The only difference now is my teddy bear is 5'4 with black hair, brown eyes. He can walk, talk, and he actually loves me back.

by Robin Moreno
at 2009-07-17

rating: 4.9
votes: 46

You took the "L" out of lover so now its "over."

by the one ( P )
at 2006-10-21

rating: 4.9
votes: 42

You know you love him when your reading this quote and your only thinking about him. ; )

by Lost in Love ( F P )
at 2008-08-05

rating: 4.9
votes: 42

Y0U KN0W HE'S THE RiGHT GUY WHEN Y0U CAN G0 UP T0 HiM WiTH MASCARA RUNNiNG D0WN UR FACE && THE FiRST THiNG HE SAYS iS,
"WH0'S ASS AM i KiCKiNG?"

by JUSTiNA ( F C )
at 2007-06-16

rating: 4.9
votes: 41

Love is a sensation,
cause by temptaion.
when guy sticks his location,
in a girl`s destination,
to increase the population,
of the next generation.
do you understand my explanation?
or do you need a demonstration?

by madeleine
at 2006-10-08

rating: 4.9
votes: 38

HIM: You dropped something today.
HER: Oh, really? What?
HIM: My jaw.

HA! :P

by RiCEBUNNY ( F C D )
at 2009-10-25

rating: 4.9
votes: 38

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

by JohnStephen ( F )
at 2008-08-17

rating: 4.9
votes: 37

I ran up the door, Closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Then I turned off the bed and hopped into the light and all because he kissed me goodnight.

by Karlie and Shelby
at 2007-01-26

rating: 4.9
votes: 36

Don't believe every boy when he says he loves you. Cause sometimes L.O.V.E means LEGS OPEN VERY EASILY!!
(i learned that the hard way! )

Not mine.

by Stephanie ( F C )
at 2007-04-25

rating: 4.9
votes: 36

Having the love of your life break up with you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it.

by Allisha
at 2006-11-21

rating: 4.9
votes: 35


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