Funny love quotes

If u want me to fall for you... u gotta give me somthin to trip over

by SoInLove1129
at 2006-02-02

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

B carful...men are like Mini Skirts: if you arnt carful, they`ll ride up your leg(haha)
B carful...men are like Parking Spots: eaither all the good ones are taken, or the rest are too small!(haha)

by ShEs NoT mE, tHo... ( F P C )
at 2006-03-24

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

Maybe my heart didnt really skip a beat. Maybe the twinkle in your eye was just a weird reflection of the sun. maybe the feeling in my stomach was just not having enough for breakfast and i just though it was love...

by Stivers
at 2006-05-18

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

by Stacy ( F )
at 2006-07-20

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

Lets make a deal: you dont break my heart && ill tell my dad to put his shot gun away

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2006-08-09

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

Its not my fault i fell in love--you tripped me!

by qtpie ( F )
at 2006-12-03

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

The clock is ticking boy; so make your move before she moves on.

by MiRANdA
at 2006-12-08

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

The last 5 guys who kissed me won the lottery.
The last 12 guys who broke my heart were struck by lightening.

by | | K Y F F A | |
at 2007-01-12

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

I girl is not wat she seems,
not a toy by any means,
underneath da make-up n hair,
is a sign sayin,
'HANDLE WITH CARE'
she wont mess with ur head
or play with ur heart
cuz i'm a real girl n finish wat i start!
charlotte!!!


by x!*Just wanna be loved*!x ( F P C )
at 2007-02-04

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

He didn't unbutton your shirt for a better view of your heart

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-12-28

rating: 4.9
votes: 13


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