Funny love quotes

A good friend will comfort you when you get dumped but a best friend will get up in his face and scream, "It's because you're gay, isn't it!?"

by Captivat3d ( F C D )
at 2010-07-04

rating: 4.8
votes: 77

I love him , oh yes I do , He's for me and not for you , and If my by change you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face :)

by Jessica
at 2009-10-10

rating: 4.8
votes: 74

"Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude. . .The only thing I change is girlfriends."

Thought it was a funny and true quote, wanted to share it. . .

by LOVESTRUCK ( F C D )
at 2009-06-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 66

Why is it that when a boy is a playa, hes considered a pro, but when a girl tries the game, shes considered a h o e

by Miss Invisible ( F )
at 2005-12-19

rating: 4.8
votes: 62

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you cant, what you got to do is turn around and say " watch me."

by Luciana
at 2011-02-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 58

If he has the nuts to tell you its over,
he must have the nuts to kick. :)

by DeadSmileyFace
at 2010-10-13

rating: 4.8
votes: 53

He Said I Love You
I Sneezed And Said
"Sorry I'm Allergic To Bullshit"

by Megan
at 2007-09-27

rating: 4.8
votes: 51

Don't bother telling me who my ex is dating..
I feel bad for the girl that's getting my sloppy seconds. ;]

by Teenage Romance ( F P C D )
at 2009-12-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 51

I'm finally over you and it feels I great, and it's all because I fell in love with a boy who cares about me and who likes me back. oh, did I mention he's your brother? he's amazing, thanks for introducing me.

by Katie ( F P C )
at 2009-11-13

rating: 4.8
votes: 50

A good friend will
comfort you
when you get dumped
but a best friend will
get up in his face
and scream
"it's because you're GAY isnt it?"

by lil
at 2007-07-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 47


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