Funny love quotes

A women once said loving a man is like a deck of cards. You need a heart to love him. <3
A diamond to mary him.<>

A club to bash his head in ()

And a spade to burry him. ->
~Delirium~

by Delirium
at 2008-11-21

rating: 4.8
votes: 47

I dont believe you get over someone when you break up.. I think you get over them after you've watched them move on.

by Jamie ( P )
at 2010-05-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 46

Love him o yes i do, hes for me not for you
and if by chance u take my place
i'll take my fist and smash your face.

by Kate ( F P C )
at 2008-02-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 43

If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

by KazZava
at 2008-09-26

rating: 4.8
votes: 43

Having a girl dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

by Cody
at 2006-10-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 42

ROSES are RED. some CONDOMS are BLUE, STD'S are CONTAGIOUS, so WATCH WHO YOU SCREW!

by DESIREE
at 2008-02-25

rating: 4.8
votes: 42

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes ;)

by simma
at 2010-12-30

rating: 4.8
votes: 42

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let them nikkas between ur leg they say u cute they say u fine nine months later they say it anit mine

by ClAUDiA
at 2007-10-19

rating: 4.8
votes: 41

A teacher asked me what is the definition of love, and as I answered I looked at you saying "My one and only definition of love is you."

by Jose Emmanuel
at 2009-12-30

rating: 4.8
votes: 41

Snow White, Cinderella & Sleeping Beauty, have altered our expectations of a happily ever after in life, so basically we're screwed because of Disney.

by A Twist In My Story
at 2010-08-07

rating: 4.8
votes: 41


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