Funny love quotes

I want a guy who loves me more than his penis.

by Marielle
at 2008-06-05

rating: 4.8
votes: 31

I tripped on a kiss and fell into love

by Mandy Grace ( F C )
at 2009-06-08

rating: 4.8
votes: 31

First I cried because you wanted her instead of me but then I laughed because damn she is ugly

by chelsea
at 2004-11-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 30

"Love is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth."

by Ciera
at 2005-05-25

rating: 4.8
votes: 30

I cried because you wanted her over me.
But then i saw her and laughed because she's UGLY!

by Ashlick ( F )
at 2007-01-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 30

Im Sitting Here Trying To Convince Myself That Your Not The One For Me, But The More I Think The Less I Believe It And The More I Want You Here With Me

by Xx Dominique xX ( F D )
at 2009-10-20

rating: 4.8
votes: 30

*~Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas~*

XD

by KAT_is_Fergalicious
at 2006-11-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 29

A stranger approached a little girl and asked,
"what is love?"
the child answered,
"hmm, Love is when you tell a boy you like his shirt, and he wears it eeryday."

by Jake
at 2008-03-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 29

Love has four letters in it. So does pain, tear, and lies. I love you and I promise have eight letters in them...then again so does bullsh!t

by XღÜñ§€€ñ¯†€ª®§ ( F C D )
at 2005-03-29

rating: 4.8
votes: 28

He said, "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad." She said, "You make love better than your brother."

by lovehatelife
at 2008-03-31

rating: 4.8
votes: 28


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