Funny love quotes

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

by Tanya
at 2008-04-07

rating: 4.8
votes: 28

They say its good
They say it's fine
But nine months later
They say it aint mine

(My friend told me this a couple years ago I thought it was Hilarious)

by Imani
at 2005-01-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 27

A woman once said that loving a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need: a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to bash his face in, and a spade do burry him.

by Shauna ( F )
at 2008-03-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 27

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

by Cody
at 2007-01-25

rating: 4.8
votes: 27

I'M SWEET LIKE SUGAR..SOFT LIKE SUADE..BUT UNLIKE NINTENDO..I NEVA GET PLAYED!

by kathleen ( P )
at 2006-10-26

rating: 4.8
votes: 26

I k.n.o.w there [are] plenty more fish
in the !sea!
((BUT)) i ~want~ you ?*(to)* be my
N.E.M.O.

by natasha
at 2007-01-29

rating: 4.8
votes: 26

It wasn't my fault I fell for you....You tripped me.

by Isabelle ( F P C D )
at 2007-05-28

rating: 4.8
votes: 26

If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.
A day without you is like Life without music, a fat kid without cake, Life without the sun, Spongebob without Partick, Geeks without books.

by HidinVictim ( F P C D )
at 2008-03-21

rating: 4.8
votes: 26

When i said
"I'd hit that"
I meant..
"With my car"

by Kristina ( F P C D )
at 2008-04-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 26

(name), I love you so mu-......Whoa! A flying bird! ;D

by Mel
at 2008-05-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 26


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