Funny love quotes

Love is when u can't pay attention in class because u are too busy writing ur first name wit his last.

by Amber
at 2004-09-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

by Lozzy
at 2005-03-20

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

A guy sticks his location
In a chicks destination
To increase the population
For the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration?

by Jessica
at 2005-07-16

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

Booty shakin*Heart breakin
Mad hot*Never stop
Short skirt*Love to flirt
Shiny lips*Curvy hips
Bangin style*Sexy smile
High class*Ghetto ass
Lucious thighs*Candy eyes
Temptin lips*Killer kiss
U kno u cnt handle dis!

by ღX~*♥Cez♥*~Xღ ღ~Foreve ( F P C )
at 2006-07-03

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

Kisses blown are kisses wasted
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted
kisses spread germs and germs are hated
so kiss me baby, Im vaccinated.

*Not mine but i like it

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

The sweetes letter for me is [[*I*]]
the sweetest word for me is [[*Love*]]
but the only one for me is [[*You*]]

by mUnChKinS ( P )
at 2008-02-04

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

Guys can be like toilets; taken, out of order, unavailiable, being used, or full of crap.

by Kate ( F P C )
at 2008-04-03

rating: 4.8
votes: 25

Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice ALL womens' problems begin with men?

not mine-but VERY funny-lyssa

by lyssa
at 2005-03-21

rating: 4.8
votes: 24

Id rather e known as a b.i.t.c.h than a h.o.e cuz id rather be known for what i did instead of who i did

by Ashlick ( F )
at 2006-03-02

rating: 4.8
votes: 24

The night was dark
The moon was high
He stopped the car
I wonder why
He moved in close
My heart went pat
Then he sorftly whispered,
"Tyres flat"

by madeleine
at 2006-10-08

rating: 4.8
votes: 24


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