Funny love quotes

My knight in shinnig armour turned out to be a dork in alumion foil...but i still love him anyways!

by Kate ( F P C )
at 2008-04-12

rating: 4.8
votes: 24

When i saw you from a far,
I thought you would be my knight in shining armor.

But you turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

by AlwaysAndForever
at 2009-03-26

rating: 4.8
votes: 24

I'm through with guys they all tell lies they break your heart and make you cry loving guys is such a sin.Hey check the guy whos walking in!!

by Amber
at 2006-02-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 23

Guys' easiest lie: I love you.
Girls' easiest lie: I'm just going out with some friends.

by Insane Inside And Out ( F C )
at 2005-05-04

rating: 4.8
votes: 23

Love is like a bar of soap
Once you think you got it
Its slips away

by Alyson ( F P C D )
at 2006-01-16

rating: 4.8
votes: 23

If I trip you, is it considered falling for me?

by Kayanna ( F )
at 2007-04-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 23

Lord, please grant me the serenity to understand my man. Passion to forgive him, and the patience to bear with his moods..
Because Lord, if i ask for strength,
I'LL BEAT HIM TO DEATH!!!

by Black and White
at 2005-05-20

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

***my night in shining armor turned out to be a looser in aluminium foil***

by Sarah
at 2006-11-10

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

If someone breaks your heart,
just punch them in the face.
Oh sure, it seems obvious now,
but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevent.
Seriously, just punch them in the face
and go get some ice cream.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2006-12-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

If a girl says she doesn't want anything, be smart... get her something.

by Shawte* ( F P C D )
at 2007-01-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 22


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