Funny love quotes

He said "i <3 U"
i sneezed && said
"sorry, im allerqic to BULLSHIT"

by meagan
at 2007-05-12

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

I don't know why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think of romance the last thing on my mind is a chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

by Sam ( F D )
at 2007-11-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

If love is stupid then, i stupid you.

by Mel
at 2008-05-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

I wish i was in ur arms
lying right threre beside you
but i know that ill be in ur dreams tonight
and ill gently kiss ur lips touch u with my fingertips
so turn off the lights and close ur eyes
your gunna stay with me tonight

by crystal ( C )
at 2008-07-24

rating: 4.8
votes: 22

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.

- Will Nealey

by Erica Lynn
at 2006-05-11

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

JUST A LIL ADVICE:: don't play games with a girl that can play them better.

by Luvley ( F C )
at 2007-06-13

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

&& S0ME0NE SH0ULD SUE DiSNEY. F0R MAKiNG EVERY GiRL BELiEVE THEY HAVE A PRiNCE CHARMiNG...

by JUSTiNA ( F C )
at 2007-06-20

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

You smile cause you have him
&&i laugh cause i gave him to you

by rachelle ( F P )
at 2007-10-08

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

My daddy told me duck tape and super glue fixes everything so when u broke my heart i duck taped u to a chair and super glued ur mouth shut.

by emilyy
at 2007-10-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

Men are proof that women can take a joke :) lol

by Kaylee ( P )
at 2008-03-21

rating: 4.8
votes: 21


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