Funny love quotes

Stralight star bright where the hell is my mrs right

by matt
at 2008-04-11

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

I know he loved you, a long time ago.
I ain't jealous of you, just thought you should know. (;
You were never good enough for him or anything like me.
So you might as well sit back, 'cause I ain't trying to show maturity. ;*

by XxSabatogexX
at 2011-05-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 21

If you need a nickle ill give you a dime.
If you need a man b***h stay away from mine.

by chelsea
at 2004-11-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

by Jessica
at 2004-12-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

Highschool isn`t about finding your HUSBAND. It`s totally about finding your BRIDESMAIDS!

by lost love ( F P )
at 2006-02-16

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

Most girls just want boyfriends to reassure themselves that they're pretty!!!
my advice:
EVERY GIRL IS PRETTY

by obsessedgurl ( F C D )
at 2005-09-10

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

Why do girls run from the guys that make them happy
and fight for the ones that make them cry?

by Laura
at 2006-07-17

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

If u climb a ladder 4 success, don’t let the boys looks up ur dress, they’ll say ur cute, they’ll say ur fine, but 9 months later they’ll say "its not mine!!"

by heart_of_swords
at 2006-08-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

The difference between sex and lovis is that sex relieves tension and love causes it

by vanessa
at 2006-08-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

I realized that you love yourself more than you could ever love me... so go ahead and tell your friends that im obsesive and crazy... and ill tell mine your gay!

by Andrea
at 2007-06-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 20


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