Funny love quotes

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

by Loveless Nights ( F P C D )
at 2007-07-23

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

I dont play "hard to get"...
I play to "get you hard".

lol
megan phillips.

by Megan
at 2007-08-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

"I wanted a night in shining armor but all he turned out to be was a stupid boy wrapped in aluminum foil"

by maura
at 2007-11-24

rating: 4.8
votes: 20

&& iM THE GiRL WH0 WiLL G0 ASLEEP WiTH MAKEUP 0N AND iN MY BEST 0UTFiT JUST BECAUSE i KN0W Y0U'RE G0iNG T0 BE iN MY DREAM...

by ◊•°รңคภ°•◊ ( F P C D )
at 2006-07-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

THIS IS A TOAST... 2 US. FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!!

by Jessica ( F )
at 2007-07-13

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

HAViNG A B0YFRiEND iN THE SUMMER iS LiKE BRiNGiNG SAND T0 THE BEACH;;
[.WH0.D0ES.THAT?.]

x3___mAndA

by just.another.lie♥ ( F )
at 2006-07-23

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

I don't hate you,
it's just that sometimes you give me that hair-pulling-smack-head-on-wall-screaming-in-pillow-type sensation.

by PassingAngel ( F P C )
at 2007-03-25

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

A man may kiss his wife
goodbye.
A rose may kiss a
butterfly.
Wine may kiss a frosted
glass.
And you my friend
may kiss my ass.


-Unknown-

by deeanna
at 2007-07-12

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

You confuse me, like a gangster on a skateboard

by Bree ( F P D )
at 2008-05-12

rating: 4.8
votes: 19

Funny how girls make us do things we aren't used to do, like I never thought of my life & now I am thinking of her always!

by Cedric ( F )
at 2008-10-20

rating: 4.8
votes: 19


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