Funny love quotes

When a guy sweeps you off your feet hes in the perfect position to drop you on your ass!

by Elizabeth
at 2005-04-08

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

Sex is like pringles once you pop you just cant stop

by jackie drda
at 2005-06-12

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

It's funny how someone can break your heart but you still love them with all the little pieces.

by Nikkita Hill
at 2006-04-01

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

Love is a serious mental disease

by macy
at 2007-11-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

Im not a jealous person im just the kind of girl that would punch any other girl for giving u a second look.

by Lemon Square Bear23 ( F P C )
at 2008-06-03

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

I love you, and trying to explain why is like trying to explain how water tastes.
Completely impossible<3

by Jenna
at 2008-06-27

rating: 4.8
votes: 18

Here to you and heres to me,
I hope we never disagree,
But if that should ever be,
To hell with you
heres to me!!!

by Breezy ( F )
at 2004-11-15

rating: 4.8
votes: 17

I'd rather be hated for who i am,then be loved for who I am not.

by Curious Me ( F P C )
at 2005-09-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 17

Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick and it's gone

by Christine ( F )
at 2005-03-29

rating: 4.8
votes: 17

Snow White. Cinderella. All about wanting a guy, being saved by the guy. Today it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about getting a guy. So basically we're screwed up because of Disney.

by Jenn ( F )
at 2006-07-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 17


<< < 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 > >>