Funny love quotes

The funny part about Eminem is that no one understands his pain, but his music understands ours the most.

by EveryGirlYouKnow
at 2010-08-04

rating: 4.7
votes: 46

My middle finger gets a boner everytime i see you .

by Luciana
at 2011-04-06

rating: 4.7
votes: 46

Dear eyelashes,
wishbones,
dandelions,
pennies,
shooting stars,
11:11, and
birthday candles,
DO YOUR JOB.

by semperfi ( F P )
at 2011-03-06

rating: 4.7
votes: 42

Make love not war
Condoms are cheaper than guns.

by Emilline ( D )
at 2008-02-10

rating: 4.7
votes: 42

If he only wants your breast, thighs, and legs. Send him to KFC!!

by TheQueenOfHeart
at 2011-11-01

rating: 4.7
votes: 41

I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers -
turned off my bed, tumbled into my light,
and all because he kissed me good-night!

by ShAyLa MaRiE ( D )
at 2008-06-22

rating: 4.7
votes: 38

You are the flower, and I'm the bee. there'll be no honey, without you and me..

by bLinDeadfooL
at 2009-12-28

rating: 4.7
votes: 37

* They say love hides behinde every corner...I must be walking in circles *

..Sierra*

Leave s0me!

by Sierra
at 2005-01-14

rating: 4.7
votes: 36

Now don't bother telling me who my ex boyfrand is dating,... because that makes me feel sorry for that b**** who is dating my sloppy seconds :)

by Angela
at 2011-06-09

rating: 4.7
votes: 36

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

by Cody
at 2006-10-01

rating: 4.7
votes: 35


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