Funny love quotes

The ideal man goes home early,
Doesn't flirt,
Doesn't drink,
Doesn't smoke,
Doesn't gamble,
Doesn't womanize,
And DOESN'T EXIST!!! hahaha!

by geola soldivillo
at 2008-08-20

rating: 4.7
votes: 35

Guys are like rollercoasters, they either make you sick or give you the thrill of your life.

by Jill ( F P )
at 2011-05-25

rating: 4.7
votes: 35

-"why are your eyes so red?"

-"because i've been crying all night."

-"why? did i do something wrong?"

-"no, because you are doing everything right."

by Emi
at 2005-12-06

rating: 4.7
votes: 34

Guys like you are the reason they made waterproof mascara.

by ShootingStar ( F C )
at 2008-08-14

rating: 4.7
votes: 34

I LOOKED INTO HIS DEEP BLUE EYES NOT BELIEVING HE JUST ASK ME THAT.. OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS HE ASK ME... SO FINALLY I SWALLOW THE LUMP IN MY THROAT AND FIND A VOICE TO REPLY.. SURE YOU CAN BORROW MY ERASER!!

by ForgottenLuv
at 2006-06-02

rating: 4.7
votes: 33

Love is such an odd thing. Sometimes its hurts so bad you don't want to breath, sometimes it makes you cry so much you think you'll never stop but sometimes it makes you smile even when you don't want to...

by Bella
at 2008-12-09

rating: 4.7
votes: 33

Leave the past in the past & the present in the present & live today like you've never lived it before!

by m
at 2010-10-13

rating: 4.7
votes: 33

Love is like a routine. i fall for you on monday; i like you from tuesday to thrusday ; you make me mad on friday; i think i'm over you in the weekendl but the second i see you monday morning, i fall for you over and over again....

by Fiona
at 2007-03-17

rating: 4.7
votes: 32

The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach; it's a little farther down.

by Madeline
at 2008-11-30

rating: 4.7
votes: 32

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

by Kayla
at 2006-12-16

rating: 4.7
votes: 31


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