Funny love quotes

I can tell you're upset,
so here's a plan,
get rid of that boy,
and find you a man.

by → °.•» mєℓαиîє « ( F P C D )
at 2006-11-19

rating: 4.7
votes: 23

It's not my fault i fell
FOR YOU
you tripped me..

by shattered dreams ( F C D )
at 2007-11-28

rating: 4.7
votes: 23

Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players

by JBoy ( F )
at 2005-06-09

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

I Love You
has 8 letters...
So does
BULLSHlT.

by LayC
at 2005-06-17

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

I Love ________ Yes I Do He Is Just For Me And Not For You, And If By Chance You Take My Place I'll F . U . C . K . I . N . G Smash You In Th Face

~*~hehehe~*~

by ReNeE ( F )
at 2005-07-29

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

Friends
are like
Condoms
they're there for you when things get hard

by kait
at 2006-06-21

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

Falling hurts...no matter what...
Whether you fall off your bike
Off a buliding
Off your chair
Or off your rocker...
So what made you think falling in love was going to be any easier?

by Tori
at 2006-11-05

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

WEST TO THE WATER
EAST TO THE LAND
DEATH TO THE B*#TCH
THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!!

by Krista
at 2007-09-26

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

The only reason i would kick you outa bed would be to F u c k you on the floor!

by Beautifully Broken ( F )
at 2007-09-24

rating: 4.7
votes: 22

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

by 0oAshleyo0 ( F P C D )
at 2008-10-27

rating: 4.7
votes: 22


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