Funny love quotes

The more that I get to know guys. the more that I start to like dogs better.

by Kendra
at 2004-11-11

rating: 4.7
votes: 21

..LMAO..
A hor is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then she still comes back for more!
..LMAO..

by Jasmine
at 2005-09-28

rating: 4.7
votes: 21

I cried because you wanted her over me and then I laughed because she's ugly.

by Sam ( F D )
at 2007-01-08

rating: 4.7
votes: 21

I liked you
you liked your car
i wanted to date you
you dated your car
i loved you
you loved your car

you broke my heart
so i destroyed your car!

by Dorith
at 2005-05-26

rating: 4.7
votes: 20

Always wear cute pajamas you never know who youll meet in your dreams

by brianna
at 2005-06-06

rating: 4.7
votes: 20

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

by Samantha ( F )
at 2007-05-21

rating: 4.7
votes: 20

I find the word stalker very offensive
i like to call it planned coincidences of
bumping into each other or going the same way

by Bree ( F P D )
at 2008-10-05

rating: 4.7
votes: 20

She thought it was funny to make me jealous, i thought it was funny to break his jaw.

by Mike ( F )
at 2011-10-16

rating: 4.7
votes: 20

2 words guys hate
dont && stop
unless there in the same sentence ;-)

by sam
at 2006-01-02

rating: 4.7
votes: 19

I wasn't born with enough middle
fingers to let you know what I think!

by LayC
at 2006-02-24

rating: 4.7
votes: 19


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