Funny love quotes

* not mine *

Man: Havent i seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why i dont go there any more.

Man If i could see you naked, id die happy.
Woman: If i saw you naked, id probably die laughing.

by marsha marie
at 2005-07-09

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

The only reason I'd kick you out of bed would be to f u c k you on the floor

by Reeca Dae
at 2005-12-11

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

Oh i love him yes i do hes for me and not for you and if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

by Ashlick ( F )
at 2006-03-02

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

I donât make
mistakes. I
date them.

by Bree ( F P D )
at 2008-06-13

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

I should smile
because we're friends again.
I want to cry
because that's all we'll ever be.
I want to scream
because you're so naive.
I want to be happy
because you're back.
I wish I wodent be so sad
because you don't love me back

by Mara Massacre ™
at 2007-03-10

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

Behind every b.i.t.c.h. is a man who made her that way

by MeGGie ( F )
at 2007-05-26

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects

by JBoy ( F )
at 2005-07-03

rating: 4.7
votes: 16

Guys are like PortaPotties-all the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap!!
*My friend told me that one*

by May ( F P C )
at 2005-07-14

rating: 4.7
votes: 16

How come i can remember every single hurtful word you said to me but i cant remember the answers to a fu.ckin test


by Precoius_Dreams_ox ( F P )
at 2006-09-07

rating: 4.7
votes: 16

!!!** I dOnT MaKe MiStAkEs...i JuSt DaTe ThEm**!!!

rating: 4.7
votes: 16


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