Funny love quotes

Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.

by Su ( F C )
at 2011-03-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 74

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that "i think i'm late" text :-D

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2009-10-21

rating: 4.6
votes: 63

Love is a sensation,
cause by temptaion.
when guy sticks his location,
in a girl`s destination,
to increase the population,
of the next generation.
do you understand my explanation?
or do you need a demonstration?
;]]

by secret admirer ( F )
at 2004-09-17

rating: 4.6
votes: 60

FORGET THE QUOTE !!!

i JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR iNSURANCE
BY SWiTCHiNG TO GEiCO !!!

by Tiana aka Lil T ( F )
at 2005-09-06

rating: 4.6
votes: 55

Just saved a bunch of money today by switching to single. :)

by Captivat3d ( F C D )
at 2011-02-19

rating: 4.6
votes: 53

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out...

by Captivat3d ( F C D )
at 2011-01-02

rating: 4.6
votes: 52

Girls have unique powers; they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things get hard..

by RoMe0s x JuLiEt ( F )
at 2005-12-05

rating: 4.6
votes: 50

He Said: Why Do You Wear A Bra, You Don't Have Anything To Put In It.

She Said: Well, You Wear Pants, Don't You?

by classic imitation
at 2007-11-15

rating: 4.6
votes: 50

So, i ran into my ex today.
. . .
put it in reverse
. . .
and hit him again.

by Broken Disaster ( F P C D )
at 2008-11-13

rating: 4.6
votes: 47

The boy may where the pants in the relationship....
but i control the zipper

by 4EvErMaKeBeLiEvE ( F C D )
at 2008-11-14

rating: 4.6
votes: 43


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