Funny love quotes

Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. and, even worse, while you're on the floor crying, you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn't paint it very well.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2010-05-16

rating: 4.6
votes: 41

* Love was when you destroyed my heart.
Destiny was when you broke us apart.
Forever was when you left me this scar.
Karma was when she kissed another guy at the bar.

by Valerie ( F )
at 2009-02-09

rating: 4.6
votes: 38

He'll come back when he wants to get his d ! c k wet... and by then the only advice i'll have for him is to stick it in the toilet. =]

by Tiffany
at 2009-03-24

rating: 4.6
votes: 37

Let's flip a coin..
heads: we'll be together..
tails: we flip again...

by kathleen ( P )
at 2006-11-14

rating: 4.6
votes: 36

You keep pretending you don't love me and i'll keep pretending your not worth it
S"

by SASPCT ( F )
at 2010-12-14

rating: 4.6
votes: 36

I had forgotten what a broken heart feels like... wow, thanks for the reminder.

by Hawaiian Chick ( F P )
at 2010-04-10

rating: 4.6
votes: 35

Thers a little truth to every "just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every "jus wondering"
a little knowlegde behind every "i dont know"
&&, a little emotion behind every "i dont care"

by brazilian chica x2
at 2008-05-14

rating: 4.6
votes: 34

I'm quitting my job and working full time in your bed.

by JEFF ( F P C D )
at 2008-01-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 30

I wanna be the person you come to with tears on your cheeks.. and i ask you "whos ass do i have to kick"

by im LOSING it SOMEONE kill ( F P C )
at 2009-05-11

rating: 4.6
votes: 30

When i think about him..sometimes..i forget to breathe..

i wonder wat's on his mind when he thinks of me???

by kathleen ( P )
at 2006-10-26

rating: 4.6
votes: 29


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