Funny love quotes

Before u slip between her thighs condomize

by ~!i!~jEsSiCa~!i!~
at 2007-02-06

rating: 4.6
votes: 26

Love me or hate me, either way your thinking of me

by deathdealer ( F D )
at 2007-07-07

rating: 4.6
votes: 26

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth.

by Noel
at 2007-08-07

rating: 4.6
votes: 26

I got an angel on the left screaming get away but the lil devil on the right saying time to play ;)

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2009-11-04

rating: 4.6
votes: 25

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...

by Licentia ( F )
at 2012-08-09

rating: 4.6
votes: 25

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

by ¦●→sammycakes←●¦ ( F P C D )
at 2006-09-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 24

He said "I love you" I sneezed and said "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit"

by Allisha
at 2006-11-21

rating: 4.6
votes: 24

Because you are so noisy and irritating...

Your crush tells you:

"Can you please shut up. I swear I'm gonna kiss you i you don't.."

The question is:

Would you? :p

by DrumVic
at 2011-03-12

rating: 4.6
votes: 24

My mum always says "boys are a distraction" i don't believe a word o..oo look at him.. i'm sorry what was i saying?

by Nessa Arcamenel
at 2005-07-22

rating: 4.6
votes: 23

Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.

(send this to your love ones)

by Su ( F C )
at 2011-03-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 23


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