Funny love quotes

Baby you think im gonna cry just because i lost you? Every time i lose one, i bounce back with two.

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2009-06-08

rating: 4.3
votes: 28


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Caution: Wet Floor; has caused many Falling incidents.

by stace
at 2009-06-07

rating: 2.0
votes: 9


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When he gets on one knee, I'll be on both.

by Tony
at 2009-06-06

rating: 3.9
votes: 22


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Love is like a game called gambling love

by MEMI ( C )
at 2009-06-04

rating: 1.8
votes: 5


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Wake me up when you come back,
Until then I'll be waiting for you,
Until then I'll be dreaming about you.

by Rookie ( P D )
at 2009-06-04

rating: 3.8
votes: 15


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Yeah, I love pillow talk. I always talk to my pillows about how I want to smother my boyfriend with them.

by Tony
at 2009-06-03

rating: 3.3
votes: 16


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I'd rather start something of nothing, than ignore the could-be nothing, that is the very something that would end it all.

by rebeccasarah ( F C D )
at 2009-06-02

rating: 5.0
votes: 8


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"Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude. . .The only thing I change is girlfriends."

Thought it was a funny and true quote, wanted to share it. . .

by LOVESTRUCK ( F C D )
at 2009-06-01

rating: 4.7
votes: 49


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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

-Robert Frost

by TwentyTwoTwos
at 2009-05-28

rating: 4.5
votes: 4


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You called me to say goodnight and to tell me that you loved me. I asked you what you love the most about me. You replied, "Your beautiful brown eyes, of course." I bit my lip, cursed, and hung up the phone.
My eyes are f---ing blue, a--hole.

by Miranda
at 2009-05-27

rating: 4.9
votes: 85


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