Funny love quotes

He said "I love you",
I sneezed and answered " sorry i'm alergic to bullshit".

by Viktoria
at 2006-07-21

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

Don't you hate when Cupid shoots the wrong guy to fall in love with you?

:)

by Shortie
at 2006-11-28

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

The guy may wear the pants in the relationship
but I control the zipper =]

by LittleMissUnperfect<3 ( F )
at 2007-07-05

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

Don't say you love me unless you mean it, because I might do something crazy like actually believe it.

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

Take your dam fairy tale ending and your hopes,dreams,wishes &&shove it up your ass this is the real world,and that crap doesnt cut it anymore!

by never give up
at 2008-03-16

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

Whoever said "nothings impossible" never tried to understand a boy's heart ..

by LoserInLove ( F C D )
at 2008-07-27

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

He winked at me from across the room and my head said OMG he just winked at you!

But my heart said holy crap, you just got tasered!!!!

by Love ( F P C )
at 2009-01-23

rating: 4.6
votes: 15

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

by Taylor
at 2006-08-27

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Umm.. come check out my poems!
And a quote.
I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken
and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own.

by Miranda
at 2005-08-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Love is like a condom, it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

by Mariea
at 2005-03-22

rating: 4.6
votes: 14


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