Funny love quotes

When a gurl tells you shes cold.. dont be an idiot and say" me too"

by KRISALY
at 2006-04-23

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Lets play house. You be the door, and i'll bang you all day long!

by Southernįƒ¦Charm ( F P C D )
at 2006-08-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

If A Guy Is Being A D ick.

He's Just Making Up For What He Doesnt Have

So I Guess I'm Saying. A Lot Of Guys Dont Have Very Big D icks. Lol.

by You Mean Everything To Me ( F )
at 2007-12-20

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Why is the "perfect" relationship is the worst to breakup from?

by prettyboy07 ( F P C D )
at 2006-10-23

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Men Are Like Mascara, Running On The First Sign Of Emotion.

by Isabella
at 2006-11-04

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Love is going to hit you when you least expect it. You're going to be thinking *out of all people, WHY HIM!?* ...But then you'll realize that he's all you've ever wanted

by Guy and Shar
at 2007-01-30

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

You must have a mirror in your pants becuz i can c me in them!!!!

by Carleigh
at 2007-03-13

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Have you ever just sat down and think about what he might be thinking while you guys are making out?
Girl: "Could this night be any better"
Boy: "I wonder what game is on tonight???"

it tastes like chicken =D

by Shelbz ( F P C D )
at 2007-06-21

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

Never explain yourself.
Your friends don't need it
and your enemies won't believe it.

by LittleMissUnperfect<3 ( F )
at 2007-07-06

rating: 4.6
votes: 14

I love you in a
" I wish a car would hit you "
kind of way

by Amber
at 2007-07-03

rating: 4.6
votes: 14


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