Funny love quotes

Heres my philosophy on dating. It\'s important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, turns you on And its really important that these three people don't know each other.
one tree hill ____________xxx

by ♥WhenItsRealItsForever ♥ ( F P )
at 2007-01-20

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

&& he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.:

by Mandii
at 2007-04-08

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

Love Is Like Wet Paint.
Sit On It Too Quick And Your Screwed.
Wait Too Long And It Begins To Chip.

by Tash
at 2007-06-20

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.

by modern*day*barbie ( F )
at 2007-12-28

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

Love is like having a magnet in a knife shop :]

by contemplating spontaneity ( F P C D )
at 2008-02-07

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

4 things you dont ask a guy,
1. what do you like about yourself?
2. will you marry me?
3. omg what is that smell?
4. are you really telling me the truth?
haha this is too all those girls out there who
love asking their guys these questions

by TRAVIS ( F P C D )
at 2008-03-06

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

* Love is when he "cuts the cheese" in front of a whole bunch of people.. and shes the one that says "excuse me.. " *

by Kanhchana
at 2008-04-16

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

Anyone can be [Passionate] but it takes real lovers to be [SILLY] <3

by frenchgirl
at 2008-11-05

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

YEA, thats right. I'm about to go all fifth grader on your ass, an tripple dog dare you to fall in love with me..

by lacie ( F P C D )
at 2008-11-07

rating: 4.6
votes: 11

I'm not some kind of toy, You cant just wind me up then let me go.

by Julie Raab ( P )
at 2009-04-14

rating: 4.6
votes: 11


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