Funny love quotes

Love stands for "Loss of Valuable Energy"

by pravin
at 2008-03-13

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

Love is a contreversy subject you know somtimes You wanna shoot it in it's dam head bc it runs your heart over with a dam bus then other times love is awesome and you're floating on a cloud then Bam cupid goes hahaha you idiot fall off the cloud Muwhaha

by Amber ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-02

rating: 4.9
votes: 13

I don't play *hARd 2 GEt
Im just not *eZ 2 RECEiVE
If I owed you a hookup
and you never got paid
charge it to the game
cuz u just got played

by Jess ( F P C )
at 2005-05-25

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over

by ~*~Meghan~*~ ( F )
at 2006-03-06

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if he's cute forget the fruit!

by cayla
at 2006-05-18

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

My heart is like glass
If you break it youll pay for it
Oh and ill kick Your asz

by *torn*by*love* ( F C )
at 2006-05-23

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

I'm not with stupid
We broke up.

by Ms. Duckie ( F P C D )
at 2007-04-22

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

Guys say ur ugly...guys say ur dirt...guys say all these things and exepct them not to next time you say it remember how we u its just a joke...but to us its a big deal!!!

by LiL MiSs PrInCeSs ( F C )
at 2007-04-19

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

Love's not blind! We're the ones not willing to see

by alia ( P )
at 2007-12-24

rating: 4.9
votes: 12

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil"

"How's that?"

"Completely pointless"

. . . from "Blackadder" . . .

by Pilar ( F C )
at 2005-08-02

rating: 4.9
votes: 11

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