Funny love quotes

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatiable with ours. We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

by Justwolfy
at 2011-07-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 41

So thats your new girlfriend? Im truthfully not impressed. I see that you had to settle for second best.

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2010-01-09

rating: 4.8
votes: 40

Kisses that are blown are kisses wasted,
kisses are not kisses unless tasted,
kisses spread germs and germs are hated,

- favorite quote ever!!


by miranda ( F )
at 2007-06-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 40

Funny isn't it? How its always the guys that say they'll wait for you that dissappear? But the ones that never say it out loud are the ones standing there still waiting?

by Bella
at 2009-06-10

rating: 4.8
votes: 40

U say u need me like the oceans need the rain, but all ur causing me is pain. U say u need me like the flowers need the sun, u tell me that im the only one. U say u need me like the bugs need the grass, well baby i need u to kiss my ass!

by chloe ( F )
at 2006-02-08

rating: 4.8
votes: 37

"a wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left."

by courtnayy
at 2007-02-22

rating: 4.8
votes: 37

If you be sugar, i'll be spice,
if you be fire, i'll be ice.
if you get cold, i'll make you hot,
as long as you give me
everything you've got...

by 4EvErMaKeBeLiEvE ( F C D )
at 2008-09-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 37

Id slap you but that would be animal abuse .

by Luciana
at 2011-04-06

rating: 4.8
votes: 37

I called your boyfriend gay so...
He hit me with his purse

by Haley ( F )
at 2006-11-14

rating: 4.8
votes: 36

Girls are like phones.
they like to be talked too,
they like too be held,
but you push the wrong button and you'll be talking to a completely different person.

by shelby
at 2006-12-18

rating: 4.8
votes: 36

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