Practical application

by deedee

Hes teaching her arithmetic
he said it was his mission
he kissed her once,he kissed her twice
"now thats addition"
and as he added smack by smack
in silent satisfaction
she sweetly gave the kisses back
and said
"now thats subtraction"

then he kissed her,she kissed him
without an explanation
and both together smiled and said
"thats multiplication"
then dad appeared on the scene
made a quick decision
he kicked that kid 3 blocks away
and said " thats long division"