Boyfriends Prayer

by Ian Costello

Dear heavenly father full of grace
Bless the girl always on my case
Bless her for always being right
It helps when trying to avoid a fight
Bless that sexy body I can't touch
Even though I'd like to very much
Bless her puppy-dog eyes that always win
Bless her face to which I am akin
Bless her intelligence that I never refute
Bless her form so petite and cute
Bless her mind, innocent and pure
That I may corrupt with sexual lore
Bless her lap, a place to rest me head
Bless her morales that won't allow me in her bed
Bless her beauty delicate as lace
Bless her arms to which a race
God bless the girl I love so dearly
Give me strength to adhere to her rules clearly
Amen