The Perfect Guy.

by Sierra

The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautiful smile,
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children,
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father,
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He'll do anything to his power,
To convey his feelings of love on you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He's a best friend to your mother,
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry,
Or hurt you in any way,
Oh screw this stupid poem,
The perfect man is Gay.